Proof Reading is a Dying Art these days!!!!!

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This posting is strictly a copy, but I thought it was cute.  It will give you a chuckle for the day.  A friend of mine sent this to me so I thought I would share it.  Enjoy

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t  you say?  Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day. 

I just couldn’t help but send this along. Too funny.  Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No kidding, really? Ya think? —————————————————————————-
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that’s taking things a bit far!
  ———————————————————– Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! —————————————————————
Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s! ——————————————————
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial!   ———————————————————-
War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! —————————————————————-
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Ya think?! ———————————————————————–
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! —————————————————————-
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide  They may be on to something! ————————————————————————
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?   ———————————————————-
Man Up for Battery Struck by Lightning Guilty as Charged? ———————————————-
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren’t they fat enough?! ———————————————– 
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That’s what he gets for eating those beans! —————- ———————————
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? ****************************************
Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

That’ll teach’m to be dropouts! ***************************************************
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is…. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? ***************************************************

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity. We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!

 

4 responses »

  1. Not long ago, Channel Five ran a story … “Body found, wrapped in chains, hanging from a tree in Norman … Police suspect foul play.”

    Duh? You think so? And these people are supposed to be journalism majors and graduates before they are hired.

    DS

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  2. OM Golly! What a great laugh for first thing in the morning. I almost spewed my coffee across the living room! Those were great. I’ll have to upload the link to my FB page concerning foreign signs interrupted into English. They’re hilarious!
    Unfortunately, my blog is serious and not funny, but I hope you enjoy reading some the pages anyway.

    Thanks and have a great day!

    Suzannesan
    Looking at Life Through Stained Glass
    http://suzannehill1978.com

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